Simp

A derogatory term towards straight men

"Why you men so attracted to pussy, you fucking simp"

by IHateSimps9000 April 21, 2020

Simp

Vlad Martinovici

Cine e cel mai mare simp al clasei?
Simp? Categoric Martinovici

by NeneaLampa October 1, 2020

Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

Simp

Tom, yeah you reading this, the one giving massages to someone obviously manipulating you.

Tom is such a "simp"

by Yoshit June 25, 2021

Simp

S I M P Squirrels in my pants
( From Phineas and Ferb)

1: Aww damn SIMP
2: what you mean

1: I got squirrels in my pants

by Tienkie September 2, 2020

Simp

Going all out for a female who lacks any benefits or feature

Mustafa dating aelish was a simp move lmfao!!!

by SnakeAttack January 4, 2020

Simp

A person who will go all put for the puss but never gets any, skipping plans with the boys to try to impress a female, often while playing minecraft or roblox with her, usually ending up with the simp embarrassed or ass hurt.
Often associated with the mane Broderick.

Look at that brody, aint he just a lil simp?

by brdy t simp March 25, 2020