Jake

THE BEST PERSON EVER WHO IS KIND AND LOYAL AND SWEET IN GENERAL WHO NEEDS TO LOVE HIMSELF AND GIVE HIMSELF MORE CREDIT FOR HOW COOL HE IS

JAKE ACCEPT MY COMPLEMENTS YOU JERKWAD

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

Jake Paul

Cringiest living being on the planet. Apparently, he likes to marry people for views. He would do ANYTHING for money and views.

Jake Paul is trash.

by wedhjsn December 5, 2019

jake

typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.

jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff

by j4k33 July 22, 2021

Jake’s

Slang for Cops/Police

“Bruh hit the dash the Jake’s behind us”

by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk July 24, 2024

Jake

A very interesting man. Might be depressed but a very hot man.

Jake is so hot

by JUST JØKËS October 30, 2019

jake thornton

a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.

Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton

by yournan12333 November 8, 2017