Urban dictionary

A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!

Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??

It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!

by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans May 21, 2020

Urban safari

Bringing an individual with a higher socioeconomic background into a underpriviledged, usually high in crime statistics. I.e. the ghetto.

Let's take the prepboy, Alexander, to an urban safari throughout Detroit and show him how things really play out in these parts.

by Notorious P.I.P May 23, 2020

Urban Dumbass

An Urban Dumbass is a staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who rejects your defenition just because his dumbass doesn't understand It. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, just because he understands the It, yet he'll cancel good and useful defenitions that don't break the rules.

Note: The Urban Dumbass should not be mistaken for the Urban dick

Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?
Guy 2: No, the Urban Dumbass rejected It cuz he didn't understand It.

by UglyFatBoy98 May 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The defenition of this very website, a website where you can find words that your dad says whilst beating your mom. Or perhaps words that appear in one of Rucka Rucka Ali's new track. Or even when you get so bored, that you search up Urban Dictionary in the urban dictionary.

Xcuse meh, why the fuck did you search Urban Dictionary IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY.

by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The one place you go to look up all the new lingo.

Urban Dictionary is so informative.

by Ms._.Sniper June 8, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be a fun community made Dictionary but has recently turned into a political echo chamber

"Man the Urban Dictionary used to be so funny but now it's all political"

by HubbyWubby June 10, 2020

Urban dictionary

Why the hell are you looking this up?

urban dictionary is a site like wikipedia that is actually funny, but not educational.

by memes,please. June 21, 2020