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Internets poopy!

Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
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internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break
I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!
by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018
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Dead Internet Theory

comments filled with ai bots that send stupid non relevant topics to a literal short or video. these comments are full of heart emojis, many other emojis, and so much more, mostly common in content farms, sometimes like beggars, etc
dude dead internet theory is real!!!!1!!11
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
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internet

the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now
the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics
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I'll Internet it later

When someone wants you to watch something online but you are busy
Hey this tv show is online....ok I'll Internet it later
by SilvioJ75 February 9, 2017
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internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
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Internet Lust

When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.
Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.

Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025
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