Fat bitch sandwich

Aight so I was in da club one night, and I was grinding on a fat piece of lard. My Uber was 20 mins away so I was like fuck it, might as well. I make eye contact with this fat hoe, and she starts walking over to me and grinding on my ass while I grinding on da other fat bitch. Later that night we had a 3 way. True story. That’s a fat bitch sandwich right there

I had a fat bitch sandwich with those two lard buckets from da club last night

by KVC98 December 28, 2018

loose meat sandwich

it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.

i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.

by andrewisawesome November 30, 2016

Horse Shit Sandwich

When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.

Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"

Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.

by Justin Syder September 2, 2014

Open face sandwich

A sandwich you make for somebody with an open face. They can't figure out how to close their mouth, you give em an open face sandwich.

The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Inverted Pillow Sandwich

A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)

ex:

Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."

by Il Reverso June 21, 2016

Nitro Ham Sandwich

When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.

Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."

by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017

truck driver sandwich

Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.

Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.

by Bearsfan314 February 17, 2017