Max

max is the boy that makes me want to listen to cheesy romance music, read cheesy romance books, and feel nervous whenever he just looks or even is in the same room with me. But hes also the guy i know i will never have. I wish he knew how i felt, and i wish a person like him would find interest in me. He looks so happy when hes with those other people, and i wish i could just make him feel that same amount of happiness. Max is the boy i want, but will never have.

Someone: hey, did you see Max?
Me: yeah.. i saw him.

by hottfreakzz December 13, 2022

Max

In Latin, Max means the Ultimate Virgin King. If someone lost their virginity, it's absorbed by him

"Stop being a Max!"
"Shut up Virgin!"

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 01, 2019

Max

Max is a pleb. he has crusty ass hands and shwanks in the school bathrooms every period

max you fucking pleb stop shwanking in the bathroom.

by rtryuhj April 28, 2022

Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.

There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team

by Max the goat February 24, 2019

max

He be that pretty mf , wrd 2 u can catch hands at ems 8th grade bathroom

''max spit bars no lyin that hellfire''
-migi

geo-stfu max u ain't finna do shit
max - (shows him ''the video'')

geo - (walks out of the room)
max-(kisses girl)

by maxe.m.s. February 14, 2022

max

Some people just write about their own name but my names not even max. But max is a very stupid boy who just tries his best but cant achieve anything great he has a lover he hasn't spoken to and she's forgotten about him but he hasn't forgotten. max is just max. he's a boy. he's Dumb

boy 1: Is that max
boy 2: Yeah that's max, idk what happened to him, he fell off. Heard it hasnt been the same for him since last year
boy 1: cool.

by waste tbh January 01, 2020

Max

A short drug dealer that gets himself into crappy situations and then tells his bestie westie about it and exepects her to be able to help him. He talks about men way to much but still trys to convince others he's straight. Max kills people in cail and eats babies. Live laugh love Max

"Oh god that guy is eating a baby!"
"that must be Max"

by memyselfandI2060 May 31, 2023