salad fingers

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

Buggly Finger

Very Very Very Ugly Fukin Minger

Look that chav over there is a buggly finger.

by Wilks September 18, 2005

Misty finger

When you have two finger a woman and she 'squirts' (ejaculates) on your fingers.

I met this girl at a party and went home with her, but during foreplay she gave me a misty finger

by Dec99lan January 17, 2017

finger hunting

When you lose something and you hunt for it with your fingers.

doode i lost my change.
it must be in the cushion of the couch.
okay... i'll go finger hunting for it.

by emljrejrioweneofi March 7, 2008

Broken fingers

A rolled blunt or joint that looks like a broken finger. Usually means the blunt or joint is rolled uneven or rolled when you are already high.

I'm already blazed, I already know I'm about to roll a broken finger.
Stuff these joints 'till they look like broken fingers

by ScissorsTheLaxBro May 27, 2011

Finger monkey

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.

by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017

Islamic finger

To pose in front of a camera with your finger in the air.

Mostly used by Islamic terrorists after great success.

The meaning of this gesture could be one of the following:
- finger in the air if you're a flaming homosexual.
- I have one life left.
- I fingered my goat.
- Look up.
- You keep filming, look up damn it.
- This finger caused all this carnage.
- I take this finger to be my husband.

"Jihadi Pete poses in front of the camera in triumph with his Islamic finger in the air and a severed head in the other hand, dandy as always, dandy like wallpaper in a freshly bombed out Aleppo residence" ...

by DeadGoat November 1, 2017