david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

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David h

Is someone you can depend on for a green card or for any illegal purposes. Avoid all his responsibilities and children except for the ones of the half his age woman he is trying to pursue with his controlling narcissistic ways. Lies thru his teeth to portray himself as a put together white family guy but is the devil in disguise. Takes advantage of woman who have their shit together and drains them of everything they have before moving in QUICKLY.

David h didn’t even show up for a video court date for his BIOLOGICAL CHILD but was in line for that green card for a random senorita and her offspring

by Anonymous81332 March 8, 2023

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David Withrow

A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.

You are such a David Withrow, I love you man!

by thatguy8711 May 29, 2020

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