Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
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Get the texas toasted mug.That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
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Get the La Coste, Texas mug.Home of Kristy P , the bitchenest babe in the land. Legend has it a
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.
Random person - Did you see Kristy P ?in Kosse , Texas ?
Other random person - duuude , how could you not
Other random person - duuude , how could you not
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Get the Kosse , Texas mug.A truck full of sluts wearing daisy duke shorts and wife betters. Out on the town looking to get laid after they've drank too much. They don't care what the guy's look like as long as he can bottom out.
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Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
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