Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.

I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark

by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024

Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole

The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.

“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”

by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025

Texas firefly

The process of lighting your pens on fire and fucking your cousin

Man 1:yea dude that camp last week was full of Texas fireflys

by Chadf11 June 24, 2018

Centerpoint, Texas

Man this place sucks

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”

by Among gus April 11, 2024

texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014

Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

Texas Sister

1.Your thick sibling whom you'd like to fuck.

2. when the girl takes charge when having sex.

2. "Damn I want to get in my Texas sister."
3. "I hate when girls act like a Texas sister."

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017