While receiving a deepthroat you hold her head down put her in a leg lock and squeeze her head and then roll around with her head still locked in
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Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
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*30 clauses later*
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“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
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