Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017
Get the hawley texasmug. “Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
Get the South Texasmug. A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
by Zeccede July 25, 2018
Get the Texas hoedownmug. by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018
Get the Texas Turtlesmug. While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further
by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025
Get the Texas Sharpshootermug. The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022
Get the The Texas turnaroundmug.