This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
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Get the Green Turd mug.Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
by VampireTate May 13, 2019
Get the Ghost Turds mug.Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.
person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET
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