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New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box

The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .
Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!
by X!ON July 26, 2024
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Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
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turd felcher

Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.

So adding a turd makes a turd felcher
I heard Todd was a felcher.

I heard he was a Turd Felcher
by DiamondX July 19, 2015
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Lerbum Turds

AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.
Dwane didn't swim today because he was afraid of the lerbum turds.
by John O. Bralens March 2, 2008
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turding

Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!
Are you turding?
by barack0bama May 26, 2022
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Turd Murdler

Someone who willingly litters knowing their trash will one day it will kill a turtle in the ocean.
Did you see that guy just litter?
Yep, hes a no good murd turdlin turd murdler.
by Mr Murd Turd April 30, 2021
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Turd-filtered

When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.
- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.
by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025
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