by Fogwater January 6, 2024
Get the Turd farming mug.Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
by Wink666 March 20, 2009
Get the Carpet Turd mug.Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
by ayemacii February 15, 2020
Get the Taquila Turd mug.Suboxone turd. A massive turd from taking Suboxone. A turd so big it feels breached in the shit canal and deserves a name when it finally makes it’s way out.
by Addict18 November 23, 2023
Get the suboxone turd mug.A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
Get the Turd on wheels mug.When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018
Get the Circle turd mug.When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023
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