Turd stain

A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.
This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"
by Deptford wive June 27, 2023
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turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 08, 2017
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Sir Turds A Lot

A meaning of a person who you hate and need a quick rude and punishing nickname for them
Created by a 13 year old kid nicknames railroad of 2018-2019
Best friends with the guy who created BEANSTAB
Man 1: hey what's up dumb butt
man 2: nothing Sir Turds A Lot
by G3T GH05T3D November 01, 2018
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Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB
Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot
by G3T GH05T3D November 01, 2018
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scooter turd

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd
by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
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Flick-A-Turd

Flick-A-Turd is a children’s game that involves flicking ones shoe from ones foot towards a target whilst on a swing. The game involves two players, the closest to the target wins.

History:
The game was invented circa 1994 by innovators James Kenny and Thomas Holman in the play area between Wimborne Drive and Blandford Gardens in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.

Rules:
The games rules are relatively simple- the players shoe must be flicked from the foot towards the target and the closest shoe to the target after all players have taken their turns is the winner. The shoe must be flicked while riding a swing. If a players shoe comes into contact with the target, that player is disqualified.

An unofficial rule of the game is to not wear new trainers while playing Flick-A-Turd else you’re mum will go mental.

Incidents:

Few incidents have been recorded but on one occasion police have been involved when a shoe was flicked beyond the boundaries of a privately owned property, resulting in a trespass when the player went to collect their shoe.
“Fancy a game of Flick-A-Turd?”
Yeah but if it goes over the fence you’ve got to climb over and get it back.”
by Flick-A-Turd May 09, 2020
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Drama Turd

Person 1: “What is he doing?”
Person 2: “He’s such a Drama Turd”
by Zimmology May 24, 2023
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