Side Bet

An A-B conversation someone Cs they self into

Jacob was getting in his girlfriend Alisha's head for something stupid she did and her friend Taylor standing by listening, opened her mouth and started side betting in Alisha's defense.

by Thiiis Guy! September 17, 2023

shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

Side cracker

When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low

Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?

Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.

by Xolu December 24, 2023

Dark Side

Where 48th VP Michael R. Pence resides

Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.

by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023

Side Schwerpcing

To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.

He's been side schwerpcing all evening.

by FuriousHelm September 26, 2009

slam piece of side boob

A side hoe or slam piece, typically having nice breasts.

Yo jack who’s that girl you were with again last night are y’all dating?
Jack: Naw, that’s just my slam piece of side boob.

by The Rickest Rick August 25, 2019

Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.

Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.

by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022