double assturbation

See "double anal tug"

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.

Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.

by actionman777 April 2, 2010

Daily Double

Having sex twice in one day. Derived from the TV gameshow Jeopardy and paramutual betting.

Last night my girlfriend and I hit the daily double. Tonight we should go for the trifecta.

by editorcj January 24, 2008

Double Hump

When a woman wears a bra and the cup is too small for her breast, it creates two humps for each breast.

Two girls sitting in a cafe when one of them says, "Look at that girls double hump, doesn't she know that's a fashion faux pas?"

by Meester Fuzzums May 1, 2008

Double V

When you make two peace signs/v's with your fingers to signal victory. Several Presidents and individuals have used this as a statement of victory. The first time, however, was by president Wilson, who threw up the double v in front of a bunch of europeans not knowing that it was worse than the middle finger. Another notable use was President Nixon, who committed this act while getting on Marine One to finally leave the White House. The short answer, it does not matter if you are winning or not, you can always throw up the double V.

We totally kicked their ass, throw the Double V.

by Steve-O Rookie December 28, 2005

Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"

Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"

by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011

double deaf

When a person ejaculates in both of their partner's ears, effectively making them deaf.

Person 1: Are you two really into all of that kinky shirt?
Person 2: Yeah man, she even let me double deaf her last night.

by Monjhall February 1, 2017

double scrot

This is done when one guy is kneeling down. Two other guys approach him on opposite sides and quietly walk up to him and shove their crotches in his face catching him off guard.

"I was stocking a bottom shelf at work today when Dean and Ted snuck up on me and give me a double scrot."

by Kaner April 7, 2008