Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the They STOLE Christianity, guys!mug. by kleinschrxth December 24, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.
Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.
My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.
Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.
My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.
Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a very funny person. If he wants, he can literally cheer you up at any time. You can make the craziest experiences with him, hes a man that pulls adventures to him like a magnet. Hes great and fast at making friends and usually doesnt regret it so he has a lot of friends. But you cant really have a serious conversation with him. He will always make jokes. You also cant argue with him. He makes you feel like you are out of words when you try to discuss with him. He takes things out of context and forgets birthdays.
by Qtchaeli January 26, 2019
Get the Christianmug. CJ
by YouDon'tNeedToKnowWhoIAmStalke January 8, 2022
Get the Christianity Yellowmug. christian is a very ugly guy whoo everyone hates so much he very fat and ugly very ugly if you every meet a Christian run because he's ugly and thinks he's funny
by Christianisaloser November 6, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A girl that is tired of people thinking she is a guy when they hear her name Also wishing her parents named her something more feminine
Christian is annoyed
by An annoyed girl October 4, 2017
Get the Christianmug.