Taylor

The gayest boy to exist

Hey look it’s Taylor! We should go to a gay bar!!

by gojobox January 22, 2022

taylor

best matches with nick, aiden, brandon, and alex
gorgeous and very nerdy

hey have you seen taylor?
yeah she’s with nick

by ekdkfjejej January 23, 2022

Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DISAGREE JUST DOWNLOAD SPOTIFY.

-"I don't like Taylor Swift"
-"die."

(I am just kidding please don't die)

by stfu_ly January 25, 2022

Taylor

A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.

I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor

by Big hiney January 26, 2022

Taylor and blake

The greatest couple ever and they both are perfect for each other Blake’s are sweet and care a lot and Taylor’s are fun and loyal

Guy 1: is that guys name blake

Guy 2: is that also a taylor

Guy 3: man that would be the greatest couple ever Taylor and blake

by Lululemon vibes January 26, 2022

Roger Taylor

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.

friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?

by Anononomouys January 27, 2022

taylor swift

the most incredible and hot woman on the planet, without question

i would spend the rest of my life being with taylor swift

by no1swiftie January 30, 2022