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Jack Sucks at Life

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022
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suck my tongue

What you tell young boys when you’re kissing them on the lips but but it’s just a cultural difference, nothing to see here.
Come here little boy and suck my tongue while kissing me, there’s nothing wrong it’s just a cultural difference
by Duck eggs April 19, 2023
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Suck my dick

Suck my dick although might be taken out of context is used as a way to tell some one to shut up or stop talking and many times is used to invalidate what some one is saying.
by tllp May 5, 2023
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Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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Let me suck

When someone guy or girl asks to suck your wiener
person 1:Let me suck it Payne.
Payne: Ok
Person 1: Wheres it at?
by ZestyNuts September 20, 2023
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Eastern Slope Suck

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.
Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.
by Zarbees October 23, 2019
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Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"
by Not using my real name October 27, 2019
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