Freshman Syndrome 

Freshman in high school who still act like they're in middle school. Generally, people with freshman syndrome are female but it is not unheard of for a male to have freshman syndrome. Symptoms include: spreading rumors, acting immature, telling lies, and making life difficult for other freshman. Many of these people have nothing better to do so enjoy making other people's lives harder than they should be.

Kara's freshman syndrome was apparent when she posted a myspace bulletin about how stupid it was that Chloe can speak for what she believes in.

Freshman Syndrome by rachilah January 4, 2008

Second Child Syndrome 

In a family of two children, the oldest child might appear to be perfect in every way to the parents, whereas the younger sibling is much more boisterous and less well behaved.

Often times parents will abstain from having anymore children after their second born, out of fear that their already problemed child might also develop middle child syndrome.

Mom:I don't get it. When Tom was in grade 5, he was getting A's in every single subject, but Jeremy is only getting B's and C's. He even got suspended twice this year, whereas Tom never even had to go to the office once.
Dad:It's probably because Tom is suffering from second child syndrome.

Second Child Syndrome by Merry Moped August 14, 2010

Solomon Syndrome 

As per the King Solomon in the old testament. It is used to describe any man who has an unusual attraction to women from different cultures and ethnic backgrounds. Solomon was recorded to have 600 wives and 400 concubines from all over the world.

Any man, though especially jewish men, like King Solomon was, who are obsessed with women outside of their own race.

Man Mark never stops talking about his fascination with latinas, blacks, and asian girls. He definitly has the old "Solomon syndrome" All he ever talks about is how much he wishes he could bone them.

Solomon Syndrome by Solomon_12345 December 1, 2009

T-Pain syndrome 

the condition of being in love with a stripper

Even though she told him the she was secretly stripping, he asked her to marry him anyway because he was suffering from T-Pain syndrome.

T-Pain syndrome by Omari Mack August 8, 2007

ben affleck syndrome 

Not being able to sit through movies if they involve specific actors. Ben Affleck is notorious for it, but works for other actors/actresses as well.

I really don't want to watch 'Pearl Harbor'. I'm sorry, but I've got a bad case of the Ben Affleck syndrome.

ben affleck syndrome by sandaman April 9, 2009

Post Grade 11 Syndrome 

Post Grade 11 Syndrome (PGES) is a phenomenon that occurs during the high school years, often as a result of excessive partying, drug use, or other activities that have a negative effect on brain function and development. It is usually not noticed right away by the sufferer, but becomes more apparent in hindsight once a substantial amount of brain cells have been killed off. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to: walking into rooms and forgetting why your there, forgetting facts you found easy to remember in middle or grade school, and hooking up with people and having a hard time remembering their names. In short, Post Grade 11 syndrome is essentially a slow process of generally going down hill that begins during high school, and ends whenever you actually grow up or die.

guy 1: 'Man, I totally just walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, stared at it for like ten minutes, forget why I was there, and then left the kitchen with a water. I used to have my shit so together my brain just feels like its melting.'

guy 2: 'You're right, you definitely peaked in grade 10, you totally have Post Grade 11 Syndrome.'

Post Grade 11 Syndrome by bambi6669 April 5, 2010

Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.

Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"

Droopy balls syndrome by daddyducker September 4, 2011