sloppy waffels

Two girls with beef curtains start rubbing them together.

The two lesbians playing with their sloppy waffels

by greg the egg September 13, 2017

sloppy camel

When you shave your pubes, glue them on a girls face, and take a shit in her mouth

I gave her a sloppy camel last night.

by Dirty Mike Steve October 27, 2017

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 24, 2017

Sloppy Joe

diarrhea

"Nigga i left a Sloppy Joe in the toilet"
"Dinner is served"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017

sloppy banana

When a female peels back your forskin and your dick cheese flys out

She was happily getting ready for. Sex till she realized i had a sloppy banana

by 7816351 July 2, 2017