Sloppy Enriquez

A sexual maneuver involving a guy cumming into his own hand and slapping his sex partner across the face with it.
Somewhat related to the Dirty Sanchez , Angry Dragon, etc.

Last night I gave her a Sloppy Enriquez. She suddenly had to leave...

by DragonPoonSlayer52609 September 02, 2013

Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.

He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.

by FarmToTable November 28, 2021

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Sloppy Robert

When a homeless man shits on another homeless man

Damn! Did you just see that sloppy Robert!

by Johnny Volume July 05, 2023

Eating Sloppy

When you eat sloppy unhealthy food like McDonald's/burger king as opposed to eating clean food like eggs or chicken.

I caught my friend eating sloppy at burger King the other day smh

by TimTRM July 21, 2023

Sloppy Brownie

When you're eating ass and then your partner has diarrhea directly into your mouth.

Friend One: "What are you guys talking about?"

Friend Two: "Your mom is going to die."

Friend Three: "Oh no, that means I wont be getting anymore sloppy brownies!"

by Buckshot Bill January 05, 2019

Sloppy Gangnam Style

When you Gangnam Style on that thang

Last night my mans gave me some sloppy Gangnam style

by Bhorf December 15, 2024