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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
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american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass
My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.
by The name is D January 26, 2016
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lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.
"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."
by terra_7382 November 3, 2024
mugGet the lesbian treesmug.

phone tree plea

The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
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Stupid Tree

1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.
That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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Tree drilling

Means to fuck your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole
Yeah i was tree drilling with steve
by Big boy Neil May 7, 2019
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hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.
"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"
by #SuperJew March 3, 2016
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