Mother

Taylor Alison Swift that’s is just her <3

Omg look mother is going on back on tour!

by Miss Alison swift May 15, 2024

Jelena (mother)

If Jelena have son she is very strict and arogant. She loves more dothers than sons. Jelena is usually person who likes diamonds.. Very celan addictive type. SHE JUST WANTS SILENCE! In public she is very shy and have some brain issues. But she likes to help and she is verry confident.. That can be bad sometimes

Person 1: Oh look Jelena (mother)

by Llslslls November 21, 2021

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

Mother Hen

When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.

No thanks, I already ate. We did the Mother Hen a few hours ago.

by AshFlops September 28, 2022

Salty Mother Fucker

Allan Green aka. Pricey

Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90

by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018

Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

by QuacksO April 13, 2021