by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
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The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
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Get the Max mug.being a max is a versatile word phrase when someone is being intelligent, creative, funny, kind, cool, or in general an upstanding and awesome person. It is the utmost of compliments and should be treated as such!
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Max meets a girl
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
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-“She was maxed out at the party — heels too high, makeup too loud, tryna be seen.”
-“Bro actin’ maxed out just ‘cause he got a lil attention.”
-“Shorty was cool at first, then started gettin’ maxed out once the cameras came on.”
-“Bro actin’ maxed out just ‘cause he got a lil attention.”
-“Shorty was cool at first, then started gettin’ maxed out once the cameras came on.”
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