My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 14, 2020

Third leg

a big fat cock that I would love inside of me

Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg

by Therealbigmama December 21, 2024

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 08, 2020

Hog Leg

A huge turd!

You should have seen thst damned hog leg I just left in that shitter!
Never flush a hog leg. Thaose trophies should be enjoyed.

by Oldrubberlips April 23, 2021

4 legged duck day

National 4 legged duck day

Comon lets go catch a 4 legged duck it’s National 4 legged duck day.

by Lexi Simmons October 24, 2019

Open Leg Meg

(1) A heavily promiscuous woman with multiple kids that she doesn't take care of...
(2) A Whore

Cops never need to tell open leg Meg to spread on

by EmJayee February 03, 2020