John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure

My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me

by JohnWhy February 26, 2021

john aiden

A white person with glasses who says their mexican.

That john aiden is actually white.

by Fortnitesus May 3, 2021

nigga john

a big ball horny cat named nigga john

damn that horny nigga john cat is really horny and has big balls

by MyNameIsBrandon May 7, 2021

alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.

People love making out with Alvie John.

by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012

john devon

An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.

I would love to date john Devon

by novelluver October 22, 2013

John Kyle

The way of calling someone a donut

GUY 1:You John Kyle!!
GUY 2:Did you just bloody call me a donut?!?!

by THE WEE June 2, 2023

John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.

Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.

by QuakBro June 15, 2023