The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m
by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Get the Jakemug. A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.
by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends
by Jaksjdjdjsms July 7, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Anzade February 14, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug. If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
Get the Jakemug.