Nick

The dickhead that will fuck your dog

do you remmber Nick, the guy that raped your dog?

by ;kjndv;kdjvidsv March 26, 2019

Nick Jesus

A douchbag who is always depressed

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!

by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019

Small Nick

"Small Nick" Often used to describe a micro penis.

"Ay man you have a small nick"

by Small Colonel Harland Sanders October 2, 2025

Nick

He's a bagel stealing dick grabber. So if you have a bagel and a dick stay away from Nick.

Boy 1: Yo yo back up Thats a Nick

Boy 2: a what??
Boy 1: A Nick he bout grab yo Dick!!!

by Dirty Zoe October 17, 2019

Nick A

This guy is usually a Italian guy and has a deep religious relationship to the video game character Mario. He usually isn't this smartest guy and is probably going to fail at least one class through out his life. This guy is probably likely to end up working as a plumber.

Oh god this guy is such a Nick A look at him plumbing

by dave from the gay bar May 1, 2023

Nick

Nick is that one guy who will notice when you are not ok. He will hold your hand at the perfect moment. He will listen to you cry and make you feel better after. He gives the world's best hugs. All in all he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is your best friend, your human diary, your world, your other half, your everything. Nick's are the best.

Hey you know my best friend?
Nick?
Ya. He is the BEST!

by itz_me_bitch June 3, 2019

Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"

by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024