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A: I am human
B: I know
by Dookie Master 💩 May 30, 2022
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Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).
“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”
by Big Bunger July 26, 2023
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human discrepancy

The differences in all of human beings as a whole in society. It is also reminiscent of the people’s ability to differentiate each other in society. It contains relations of unique properties and characteristics.
The room contained moderate amounts of human discrepancy.
by raymancavemansavedman July 21, 2023
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.
Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!
by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018
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human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023
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human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes
I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out
by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018
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