I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>If My Pubic Hairs Talk To Me SO I Have An Issues WIth Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>You Have Big Boobs In THis One<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

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Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022

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or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.

Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.

by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024

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