Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.

The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Real life

For toronto manz to use when they agree with something. pretty much like “real shit” but better

man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro

man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net

man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow

by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020

real..son_chaeyoung

real..son_chaeyoung is a tiktok troll account of a twice member named son chaeyoung. currently has 1,021 followers and 12k likes in total. Stan her or else <3

real..son_chaeyoung

by daphne 😻 January 3, 2021

Real Magic

Any time Brenda and Christopha are with each other

Do you remember the real magic at Okee?

by holidaylove January 8, 2021

real lesbian

A female that has only had sexual encounters or intercourse with females. A female that has not had penal penetration.

My roommate is a lesbian, but she’s a real lesbian. She’s never had sex with guy with a penis.

by Fourshow January 14, 2021

bin real

Said to be the ultimate everything, it is a person, place, noun, verb, and everything. Saying bin real gives you 1 extra year of life. Those who say bin real in vein, however, will immediately be sent to the booga zone, a mysterious place for only the most oogas of boogas. Bin real was originally found in Kenya in 1903, though was found in other places to, and was eventually just considered to have taken the form of everything. Bin real is also the biggest TV show on Mars and the hottest star in the universe, though it is not actually real.

Dude: Yo I just got a new Toilet
Dude the Sequel: Bin real?
Dude: Bin real.

by Fucking_asshole January 19, 2021

real hours

The greatest Internet family

I am a part of the real hours family!

by max_2506 January 20, 2021