blow finger

The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.

Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite

I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!

by Unworthy1 May 3, 2005

salad fingers

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

Finger Puppets

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.

Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.

by GabetronZero November 22, 2011

Beef Finger

1. Bringing your anus to someones finger
2. a finger that has penetrated many ani

Bring your anus to my beef finger!
or
man, my beef finger smells today

by YeastyCunt April 4, 2011

Greasy Fingers

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.

Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.

by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018

Misty finger

When you have two finger a woman and she 'squirts' (ejaculates) on your fingers.

I met this girl at a party and went home with her, but during foreplay she gave me a misty finger

by Dec99lan January 17, 2017

Buggly Finger

Very Very Very Ugly Fukin Minger

Look that chav over there is a buggly finger.

by Wilks September 18, 2005