Ethan is a unique person. When you meet him, he’ll seem boring but as you get to know him, he’ll be flirty, funny, sweet, so smart, totally relatable, and understanding. He will be mean at times if he’s in a bad mood or he doesn’t want to show weakness or softness. If you tell him a secret and tell him not to tell anyone, he won’t. Ethan is hard to read but the more you talk with him, you can see he acts like he has a big ego but is really kind of insecure. Just being friends with Ethan is amazing too, if he doesn’t want to date, he still might like you, he just doesn’t want that kind of pressure, you can still have an amazing friendship with Ethan. He will hold back at times and not reveal things about him too much, he doesn’t want to date anyone until he’s completely sure. Don’t give up on an Ethan, let him know you’re ready and there for him.
“I’m friends with Ethan.” “You are? He’s so mean and boring.” “Trust me, if you know him the way I do, he’s absolutely amazing.”
“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”
“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”
by cwriterz February 28, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021
Get the Ethan Pagemug. ethan is sexy asf and everyone loves him. hes funny and cool and so likeable. he also likes this guy named kurapika
by emo white boy 🙌👨🎤 October 25, 2020
Get the ethanmug. alright lets get one thing straight ethans toes are so buttery your tongue would slip off within NANOSECONDS please be careful around an ethan as they tend to suck blue cheese anywhere at anytime
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by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Sucking a whole girls tit then getting to the tip and sucking a lot of it, then to bite it and rip it off and spit it back in her own mouth so she swalalows her own titty
by Jon and a half June 24, 2021
Get the Ethan 5000mug. Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan, Is a fatty
by linkmon9988899 June 20, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. 