Ethan

Someone who has gingeritus.
Also plays 7 hours of Fortnite a day

Girls stay away from Ethan he has gingeritus!

by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019

ethan corp.

A worldwide corporation.
We aim to take over the world.
This will make our corporation very succesful.

Me: Ethan Corp. just bought every company in existence.
You: Impressive.

by AnonymousGuyOnTheInternet January 18, 2022

Ethan

A handsome, smart young man.

Oh my he’s such an Ethan!

by acooleelguy64 May 23, 2022

Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Ethan ledbetter

A skinny tall blonde mother fucker the makes fun of furries

Furry: “bark bark im sexually attracted to do-
Ethan: shut the fuck up
Just think about it, a HUMAN dressing up like a dog and acting like one, “Ethan Ledbetter”

by No morefurries April 10, 2022

Ethan

The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa

Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Ethan

He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables

Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024