Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021

When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass
When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.
by Chad Beaver April 13, 2024

In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.
On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.
This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.
This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."
"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"
Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"
The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"
Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"
The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
by Flyin_G <threw first donkey March 4, 2012

by yeonjuniezay May 31, 2022

You donkey hole
by Cimora November 8, 2017

by big e October 21, 2003

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022
