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December 10 

National fuck your shortest friend day
You: hey Jenny it is December 10
Jenny: meet in the parking lot
December 10 by Rusty ballsack December 9, 2019

December 10th 

National sit on your boyfriends lap day
December 10th here again
December 10th by Anonymous 135 December 9, 2019

December 13

It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!
It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant

Do i have to

Yes it’s the rules
December 13 by CHILLBILL1649 December 11, 2019

December 18 

National Give A sweatshirt to tik tok girl day. You have to do it today.
Hey it's December 18!

So
Im going to give you my sweatshirt!
December 18 by JaCoBallanda December 17, 2019

December 25

If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.
Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*

Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick
December 25 by PP extendus man December 17, 2019

December 4th 

The day where all the hot people are born. If you're born on December 4th you're sexy and I want to be you
yo she's born on december 4th we should wife her up immediately💋💋
December 4th by gabeitch60327 June 15, 2020