A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David Gower

Steer clear of this fella

"ew is that David Gower?"

by Mr mundane cheese August 02, 2022

David Udoh

The Goat (Greatest of all time) in any given category.

Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.

by mr.laurynhill April 11, 2022

David Zertuche

Noun- A fully developed male human who is the coolest guy you know.

My best friend David Zertuche asked me to look him up on Urban Dictionary.

by Daveman8777 February 09, 2022

David Tepper

David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.

David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

David tepper

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.

David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2020