Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021

Dad

A dad is the one you cherish most. with the spunky attitude of a teen, but a pure warm heart, they always know what to say and absolutely hate when people they care for or don't even know are down. When Dad makes a mistake he realizes it and doesn't stop making things right until hearts and relationships are mended. They have a hard working trait always to make you feel welcomed. Everyone loves their dad

My dad is the best person to exists!

by BrynnMill December 3, 2021

Dad

Something you don’t have now

Hey bro wheres your dad at?

by Thick biggie December 3, 2021

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Ur dad

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

by Benofil December 5, 2021

Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

by Jong Jang October 16, 2019