clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

Clown beef

When someone is starting beef with someone else that is irrelevant.

Janessa: " Alexis got mad at me because we were wearing the same shirt at a party last night."
Danielle: "That's some clown beef."

by kiwilover666.69 May 17, 2018

Clown

When someone has the person they are talking to’s number saved as something sweet but the other person doesn’t even have their name saved in general.

I had his name saved as bae but he didn’t even have my number saved. Clown shit.

by hayshudbf May 12, 2020

Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

clown

someone who makes great joes and is super fucking funny and makes you laugh no matter what

bro ur a clown

by baddiej December 11, 2019

raced me like a clown

Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.

Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?

Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.

by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022