Christian

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"
He cannot stop talking about how much of a Christian he is.
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022
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A boy who is the biggest cock of all time and is a male prostitute at night but in the day he engages with activities which you can only do with 1 braincell but lucky for him he only has 1 braincell however unfortunately he is unable to do any activity that require 2.
Tru fax speaker: Did you know Christian is the biggest slut of the town
Tru fax enjoyer: Yes i did know that and i completely agree with you
Average twitter user (is a dream stan): I think Christian is a very normal person
by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022
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A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.
Christian is cracked.
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He is the best friend that anyone could wish for. He is always there’s for u. If he ever needs help go and be here for him. He is always good to be next to. He will make you laugh even if ur sad. He’ll try to cheer u up. And that’s why u love him
Damn Christian why are you doing that
by SHC ROSIE November 15, 2020
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Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.
God he’s such a Christian
by CurrySoupDumpling December 04, 2020
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A short blond boy that takes shit from no one even his brother he has a big dick and his brother has a small one
Christian is a fucking savage
by Big dj dick December 27, 2017
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