by william December 29, 2003
Get the chocolate cave raider mug.When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
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Get the chocolate covered banana mug.The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.
Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008
Get the chocolate pastry bag mug.If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.
by DJMinkus December 8, 2009
Get the Pass on the chocolate cake mug.by jgiddy99 December 6, 2006
Get the chocolate tunnel taster mug.This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.
by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008
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