fat cheese

Dead/moulted skin cells combined with sweat collected amongst the folds of skin on a fat person. Eventually forms a thick "cheesy" substance.
Phrase is derived from "dick cheese" (smegma).

"I don't mind fat, but I'm not a fan of fat cheese."

by PCTS August 17, 2008

cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

by Blowfelt January 23, 2015

Beam Cheese

Is when glue,labels, or other stuck on things are on a beam. Mainly in Home Depot.

Kerri was unhappy with all the beam cheese she was finding.

by ZOMBIEPOWDER November 29, 2016

Cheese Gang

The official cheese getters. Cheese is a word to describe something of need but not importance.

Heard there’s cheese down there.

You’re not cheese gang lol, you get no cheese.

by 1ilbro September 28, 2018

Bot cheese

The dick cheese of a bot.

Gabi didn't want to play Minecraft with us yesterday.What a bot cheese.

by HoodSinatra May 21, 2019

Dom cheese

When someone named Dominic eats too much cheese and the crumps fall down into his foreskin. Making it scrumptious and yummy to eat.

Mmm this is some yummy dom cheese
I would like to order some dom cheese

by NonstopSpore877 September 16, 2019

Dookie Cheese

When something you don’t like is happening.

“Bruh that was complete dookie cheese”

by BasketBall built Head February 13, 2020