Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)

I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.

by Swipperton December 31, 2020

Hair cheek

Stupid hore's who need to get a life.

Those hair cheeks have been with a lot of people.

by BlockRoastsPeople February 20, 2021

Grease Cheek

When you don't wipe yourself well enough after defecation, and residual feces begins to smear itself between your cheeks.

Feels like I got a case of grease cheek. I'll be right back.

by Beardy McBearderson January 21, 2021

lily cheek

Lily Cheek is one of the coolest people you will ever lay your eyes on. She has the best fashion taste in the whole world, and if you want to go World Market, she automatically loves you. Not to mention her humor (which is top tier). She loves to eat all kinds of food, but her favorite is cinnamon toast (toast with butter, sugar and cinnamon on top). She has two sets of twins in her family, and the best dog named Chip.

Omg look it’s Lily Cheek! She’s so cool I wish I were her.

by mipmeek April 9, 2021

mega cheek

when someone is shaking a little ass. throwing it back for a real one. clapping with no hands if you will.

“shawty was giving me mega cheek you know i had to give it a smack”

by baldpusayjuice April 27, 2021

Silence Cheems

The Mighty Simp Slayer who slays anyone that simps

Mongey: hehe Mongey girl I will give you my entire life savings to be my girlfriend
Sleepy: HUH, I'm sorry Mongey I must silence you

Sleepy aka Silence slashes Mongey with his sword 100 times and gets silenced

Sleepy: It had to be done...

Silence Cheems runs and goes to a mountain staring at the sunset witch a tear rolling down his eye

by SleepyGamer01 May 21, 2021