When you stroke your sketti noodle so hard that white sticky pee pee cream shoots out like a volcano
“Dude did you see my white pee pee cream land on that bitch”
My white pee pee cream has cancer”
“I put white pee pee cream on a butt plug”
My white pee pee cream has cancer”
“I put white pee pee cream on a butt plug”
by The top nigga September 26, 2023
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Get the Little Ice cream cone mug.When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
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Get the Get off my cream mug.Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
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Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"
by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018
Get the Cream in my coffee cup mug.Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
by Cwips February 15, 2004
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