Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 13, 2012
Get the American Muffin Top mug.When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
by pertygolfer January 5, 2023
Get the mountain top ted mug.That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.
There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.
He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.
He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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Get the School box tops mug.These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff
by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019
Get the School box tops mug.Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.
A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!
A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!
by dirtb December 8, 2020
Get the peruvian top 5 mug.Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!
Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
by daddysangel March 24, 2021
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