Burger Prostitute

When you pay a prostitute with food instead of cash. Specifically a cheap hamburger or cheeseburger.

I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.

by DJRBW August 05, 2020

burger

a type of sandwich

"this hamburger is a really good sandwich"

by hammybigbur July 11, 2022

glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.

Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.

by Deepration July 29, 2021

Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.

Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!

by bhoj March 28, 2011

Burger Brawl

Weird object show by Gery where 18 objects compete for a burger king gift card for life . Also it's very funny.

Person 1: Have you seen Burger Brawl?
Person 2: Yes, It's very hilarious
Person 3: My favorite character if Fio
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 3: What?
*Person 1 and 2 beat up Person 3*

by Jodeui March 06, 2023

Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

by anonymous July 12, 2024