asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of

he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding

by dababy convertable July 20, 2021

Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

Asshole

Nicole Harbour

'Dear Fat People' is written by an asshole

by Jimmuchumba July 8, 2016

Monkey Assholes

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022

Ancient asshole

Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.

A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.

Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.

The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.

The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.

by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025

Alcoholic asshole

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

by Am not gay February 1, 2023

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024