Snake Sex

1. Inserting a penis into a snake.

2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.

“Hey, why are you talking weird?”

“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”

by #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 5, 2018

Snake

Kevin Durant. Or also betraying someone for a rival is being a snake. Also an animal

Kevin Durant is a snake

by Togodgks December 16, 2017

snaked

1) being suprised by the placement of a snake (real or fake) in an unusual place. This also applys to online mediums such as forums or emails containing an unexpected snake photo. Anyone who see the snake has effectively been snaked.

"Call me the professor cus I just took you to snkaed school!"

by Sean Murphy February 7, 2005

Snaking

When somebody keeps powersliding back and forth during a race in Mario Kart DS. It gives them a boost in every powerslide and therefore you go a lot faster.

I hate it that you have to be snaking in order to stand much of a chance in the online mode of mario kart ds

by Retard_Ryan March 25, 2023

Snake

A legendary mercenary

“Colonel, I want my fucking Lunchables” - Naked Snake

by Whovian1156 January 2, 2024

Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary

I'm going to snake up my uncle

by Gregory poppings of the pimple October 7, 2021

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021