Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head

by Smeho June 12, 2018

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Shower Curtain

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe

The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.

by Floridabeachgirl January 26, 2021

In and out shower

A two second shower.

You need to take longer than an in and out shower

by GryffinTEM August 22, 2021

double shower

When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids

Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.

by legendsword2 September 5, 2016

shower of twix

A group of main character women that know eachother since their early teens. They are still best friends. They never separated after high school and will be besties for the rest of their lives. The women are also very hot and dress cool. But most important of all, they are super fun to hang out with! They give the best party's and make you feel like you are one of them. Everybody wants to be in or with the Shower of Twix.

That friendgroup has some serious Shower of Twix vibes!

Omg. Have you seen the insta story of that Shower of Twix? Wish I was there! Love them so much.

by Marlydeparly November 21, 2021