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double assturbation

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A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.
by actionman777 April 2, 2010
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Double V

When you make two peace signs/v's with your fingers to signal victory. Several Presidents and individuals have used this as a statement of victory. The first time, however, was by president Wilson, who threw up the double v in front of a bunch of europeans not knowing that it was worse than the middle finger. Another notable use was President Nixon, who committed this act while getting on Marine One to finally leave the White House. The short answer, it does not matter if you are winning or not, you can always throw up the double V.
We totally kicked their ass, throw the Double V.
by Steve-O Rookie December 28, 2005
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Daily Double

Having sex twice in one day. Derived from the TV gameshow Jeopardy and paramutual betting.
Last night my girlfriend and I hit the daily double. Tonight we should go for the trifecta.
by editorcj January 24, 2008
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Double Hump

When a woman wears a bra and the cup is too small for her breast, it creates two humps for each breast.
Two girls sitting in a cafe when one of them says, "Look at that girls double hump, doesn't she know that's a fashion faux pas?"
by Meester Fuzzums May 1, 2008
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Double Humble

When you are forced to lower your difficulty level in guitar hero by two levels. Thus being humbled twice.
I was trying to play a song on expert on guitar hero, but the offbeats and crazy bass pedal bits forced me to take a double humble.

The one bit of that song is tough on expert so I had to go for the double humble and play it on medium.
by warrenpridgeon December 1, 2009
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Double track

Accidentally snorted two lines of cocaine at once. Derived from railway lines / rail roads / rail track
Oh shit! I just did a double track!
by Hashtagger January 1, 2011
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Double Smash

When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.
You drunkenly walk out of a room, throw your hands in the air and yell "DOUBLE SMASH!"
by SlipperySerpent January 15, 2011
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